CRUEL, MURDERING DICTATOR BELITTLED, LEFT IS OUTRAGED!

Oh, the shame of it! All poor Saddam Hussein ever did was make a few hundred thousand of his citizens disappear, and now the evil Bush administration is making him do his own laundry.

I can but imagine how the media is able to contain themselves. It is beyond me how the cruel west can embarass a mere ruthless madman. Are you kidding me? As if there were no important issues left on the planet, the press is once again hot on the trail of a scoop! In case they haven’t noticed, western culture has decayed to such an extent, that Saddam was wearing more in that photo than some of the girls I see in the mall. Once again, the left has helped us out by showing just how ridiculous and out of touch they are. Go Sun!